A Joke...

Had enough of your Schnauzer for one day. Then sit back, relax and put your feet up. You can let off a little steam here about things unrelated to your four-legged schnauzer.
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A Joke...

Post by mikegoodson1 » 20 Oct 2018, 14:58

I saw this posted on a Schnauzer Facebook page and thought I would reproduce it here, hopefully no one is offended by the 'God' reference.

A German Shepherd a Poodle and a Schnauzer meet in front of the gates of Heaven. They sit together before God and he asks them what they believe in.

The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master".

God replies, "True, you can sit next to me on my right".

God then turns to the Poodle and asks what he believes in.

The Poodle replies "I believe in love, the care of my master and peace in the World".

God replies "Excellent, you can sit next to me on my left".

God then turns to the Schnauzer and asks him what he believes in.

The Schnauzer thinks for a moment then replies, "I think you are sitting in my seat" :))

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Post by jacdales » 21 Oct 2018, 11:01

lol.

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Post by jacdales » 21 Oct 2018, 11:02

That made me smile

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Post by Schnauzer Sam » 21 Oct 2018, 12:20

Brought a smile to me too - too close to the truth :)
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Re: A Joke...

Post by Oscar 12345 » 21 Oct 2018, 13:33

Yep, can just see that happening..
Every snack you make
Every meal you bake
Every bite you take
He'll be watching you......

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